If Tumblr Was A City

• Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
• Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
• Sherlockians: Would run the police force
• Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
• Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
• Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
• Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
• Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
• Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
• Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
• Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
• Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
• Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
• Pokemon Fans: Would not be in the city, they will travel country to country catching all kinds of pokemon to become the very best like no one ever was.
• Yume Nikkis: You'd never see them because they'd be sleeping hikikomoris all day
• Assassins: All living in one building, jumping off the roof into large amounts of hay frequently.
• Portalians: All work designing and producing sex toys
• Bronies and Pegasisters: *knock knock knock* May we share a few words about our Ruler and Alicorn, Princess Celestia?
• Ib fans: Going to art museums every day and never seeming to come back.